All of my korean family keep apologizing my mon and i for what happened to my mom 40 years back. Apologizing for not being able to help, while in all reality, my mother and i don’t blame them, and we don’t think we deserve all the gifts they give us to apologize with.
livinghalftone: heir—of—time: secretly-insecure: framing-resbian: getthepaddywagon: dieforyous: if i ever see any of you in public, the code is “i like your shoelaces” that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything i’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person GUYS THIS IS HAPPENING OMG reblogging again because my sister and I are def going...
Reblog. Click the image, and Enjoy.
leoperaghost: fire-flyte: the-handmaid0: thetardisinhogwarts: la-creme: askpinkamena: omg this game was banned in my school because people would just play it over and over again in the library motherfuckin thank you this would be really fucking cool if my arrow keys would fucking work. THIS IS PERFECT thank u ITS BACK omg what is this it’s addicting
angrywomenoftumblr: audiodopexx: fallingintothedenouement: sometimes i wonder what happened when clapping was invented her face in the last one lmao Photos 3 & 4 tho.
like i'm using pimsleur to learn korean
but as it’s audio based i’m having a really hard time telling a few consonants apart… setjgælwtbw
Call me maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
judginyou: unfreshing: pizzaforpresident: ...
匿名からの質問：What do you look like?
You & your husband celebrating your 25th wedding...
Husband: 25 years? Wow, that has gone fast.
You: Yeah I know
Husband: Seems like it was yesterday when at my concert I heard thousands of fans telling me how much they loved me and I heard you scream "GET IN ME YOU FINE PIECE OF ASS! HAVE MY BABIES!" I knew from that moment on that you were the one.
sometimes i wonder
how homestuck went from waiting for a computer game to fucking dying aliens and black holes
taking a korean audio course now to learn to understand my family
sayonara to 1 follower
amateurcatalyst: you know how caliborn has those girly eyelashes? my nickname for him is now kyary born born ~PON PON DDASHITE LET’S GO kILL oFf EVERYONE RIP OF MY LEG AND FAP TO HUMANS HOLDING HAND IN HAND~
aileran: This is the world that Jade stole Jadesprite from one filled with with beauty and an innumerable amount of friends. The potential to enjoy the perfect eternity was taken from her. No wonder she was upset.
shaleimp: davidvantas: shaleimp: WHY ARE PEOPLE CALLING uu A PRECIOUS LITTLE BABY HE’S PROBABLY THE MOST TERRIFYING CHARACTER IN HOMESTUCK PRECIOUS BLOODY FACED AUTOCANNIBALISTIC MURDER OBSESSED BABY THAT WORKS FOR ME he’s such an innocent babu kawaii
well fuck you lord english and caliborn.. there’s more dream bubbles though.. he better not do the same to them D: zesrgj.awrgawgw GOD TIER TAVROS WAS A BABU
pornogrinder: i had a dream that my mom was watching a documentary on anal gaping, this is getting out of hand
This is the most unique one I've seen - Ask!
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4) What do you think about most?
5) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
6) Do you have any strange phobias?
7) What's your religion?
8) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
9) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
10) What was the last lie you told?
11) Do you believe in karma?
12) What does your URL mean?
13) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
14) Who is your celebrity crush?
15) How do you vent your anger?
16) Do you have a collection of anything?
17) Are you happy with the person you've become?
18) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
19) What's your biggest "what if"?
20) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
21) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
22) Smell the air. What do you smell?
23) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
24) Most attractive singer/s of your opposite gender?
25) To you, what is the meaning of life?
26) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
27) What was the last movie you saw?
28) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
29) Do you have any obsessions right now?
30) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
31) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
32) What is your astrological sign?
33) What's the last thing you purchased?
34) Love or lust?
35) In a relationship?
36) How many relationships have you had?
37) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
38) Where is your best friend?
39) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
40) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
41) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
42) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
43) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
44) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
45) How can I win your heart?
46) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
47) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
48) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
49) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "heart."
50) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
51) What is your current desktop picture?
52) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
53) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
54) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
55) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
56) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
57) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
58) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
59) Ever been on a plane?
60) Give me your top 5 hottest celebrities.
YOU KNOW YOU WANNA
rumour: debby ryan’s face is so punchable look at her shE MAKES ME SO MAD Why can i hear her shout”u ain’t gettin mah milkshake”
funimationentertainment: the.wubmachine.com is so cool you dont even have to try you can just upload a song nothing but dubstep and happiness :’)
My mom and her husband sound like whale demons when they snore
wariofan63: HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO REQUEST IT WHEN IT IS ALREADY MADE
fagtree: madoka is only 14 and has saved the universe and became god what have you done with your life Well i was on the toilet today
I met an adorable nepeta cosplayer a monterey aquarium and omfg Also watched brave yesterday it was awesome flektkdmfm